Random things from the mouths of my twins.

Someone told me a few days ago, I need to start writing down the funny things my twins say. Let's be honest here, I call Bethany little momma for a reason. Here are some wise cracks from Blake and Bethany that I can remember. I am going back through my facebook status's so I will add more. Enjoy!

9/21/2010
Blake: HELP HELP SISSY
Bethy: No, you don't need help
Blake: Help sissy!
Bethy:You are gonna haveta wait, I am busy!

9/20/2010
Bethy: Mom mom, put your iPod down and come here. I need to watch move it move it!

9/17/2010
After running from the back of the grocery store to the front cause she said she had to pee
Bethy: What are you doing
Me: You gotta go pee
Bethy: ::Fidgeting::
Me: you NEED to potty, I didn't run all that way for you not to pee.
Bethy: DUH mom, I just can't go!

9/16/2010
Bethy: Blake, hand me that
Blake: K
Bethy:Hand me the screwdriver
Blake: ::walk away::
Bethy: I gotta fix the time machine give me that!

9/15/2010
Blake was running full force into his bedroom. Evidentally he and gravity are NOT friends. He and his bed colided and he now sports a nice Black eye!


9/13/2010
BAM: Mom Look it's a cow!
Me: Yes it is a cow.
BAM: I wanna snuggie it!
Me: YOU WANT TO SNUGGLE THE COW???!!!!
BAM: NOT the cow, mom the BOY!

9/3/2010
BAM:Mom here, it's a kitty. He's crying.

8/24/2010
BLM wanted his toe nails painted. I should have just done it because he now has a pink foot, hand and belly. Anyone have a cage for this monkey??

8/19/2010
BLM:I looooovvvveeee yyyooooouuuuu
Me: Aww I love you too buddy
BLM: I love you MOOAAAAAHHH (more).
Me: ::TEAR:: I love this boy!

8/13/2010
BAM: mom where ya goin?
Me: Nowhere
BAM: Oh, ya going crazy? Then to Wal Mart??
Me: ::shakes head::

8/10/2010
A letter from me.
Dear Terrible Two's, I hate you. You suck worse than a straw. I wish you died with the plague and I had my good kids back. I owuld tell you to go to hell, but that seems to be where I am today. Sincerely ME!
Hmm must have been a bad day.

8/4/2010
I was rubbing my face and BAM asked:What's wong momma?
Me: my nose hurts
BAM: Wet (let) me kiss it and make it bettew.

8/3/2010
Woke up to the lovely smell of baby powder. Horrified I walk into the living room to find a baby powder cloud with my son smiling in the middle of it. Thank you Blake.

8/2/2010
I walked into the living room to find my wonderful children had not bothered to wake me to get them a drink. They poured themselves a glass of Tea. Then, decided the carpet needed a drink...the whole Gallon...